Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out. - zobacz
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre. - zobacz
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese. - zobacz
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush. - zobacz
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth. - zobacz