What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser. - zobacz
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops. - zobacz
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention. - zobacz
What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon! - zobacz
What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks! - zobacz