What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter. - zobacz
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet." "Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that's not possible?" "Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot !" - zobacz
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone. - zobacz
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up. - zobacz
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from. - zobacz