What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged. - zobacz
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat. - zobacz
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring. - zobacz
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail. - zobacz
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail. - zobacz