Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it. - zobacz
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie! - zobacz
What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant. - zobacz
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino ! - zobacz
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund! - zobacz