Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig. - zobacz
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away" - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine ! - zobacz
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket. - zobacz
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch! - zobacz
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites. - zobacz
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage. - zobacz
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out. - zobacz
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs. - zobacz
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron. - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever ! - zobacz
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!" - zobacz
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow. - zobacz
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions - zobacz
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. "Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out. "The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel." - zobacz